Polka Dot Love.

Every fashionista knows that there are some things in the fashion world that never go old. NEVER. For example, The Little Black Dress, The Bold Red lip color, Plain White Shirt with good old denims and Polka Dots. A polka dot dress, a nice polka dot top or anything polka dotted in general makes you ten times cuter instantly right? But when the same polka dot thing appears on your face? NO! Not chickenpox!! But, pimples. Yeah. I can imagine your despair sister. The irritation you’re facing right now is something that each one of us goes through. Every single one of us.

This is the usual procedure that goes on is as follows:

Stage One: Spotting the little bad guy AND,

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Stage Two: Going back to last week (or month) and thinking what caused it. Analyzing every food item you ate, cursing yourself for using friend’s face powder and Google for pimple removal tips. one

Stage Three: Finding ways hide it. Band Aid (too huge), Cap (doesn’t match the outfit), Bandana (to hot outside), Make up! (wears out :/ ). Eventually taking the brave decision to step out without hiding it. three

Stage Four: Stepping out, and regretting it. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SO JOBLESS THAT THEY ONLY HAVE THE JOB OF JUDGING ME OVER MY PIMPLES. AND HENCE HIDING FROM EVERYONE.

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Stage Five: Struggle.  This struggle is real. The struggle to not touch it, the struggle not to poke it, the struggle to not just scratch it out of your face is one of the most difficult form of self control.

Stage Six: After a week of hiding, face packs, scrubbing, exfoliating et cetera, the bad guy’s gone. REJOICE!

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As a girl, I know each one of us is prone to over thinking. So for example, if we repeat some top in a week at college {I doubt that it is possible in anyone’s life}, this is what we think *OH MY GOD I WORE THIS TOP AGAIN. SURE I LOOK CUTE BUT THAT’S TWICE A WEEK. I AM SURE KIM WILL NOTICE MY TOP AND SHE’S GOING TO SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT ME HAVING NO CLOTHES TO WEAR. I THINK I SHOULD GO BACK HOME AND CHANGE, I’LL JUST HAVE TO MISS THE FIRST LECTURE. HOW COULD I FORGET I WORE IT ONCE ALREADY.* {And, so and so forth. Sigh.}

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So I am pretty sure this is what goes on in different ladies’ minds when they’re having pimples & obviously its over thinking to maximum:

THE SINGLE GIRL:

I should’ve skipped college today. Now George (her crush) is going to get revolted and he won’t smile back. He’s going to think I am so ugly. Oh my God why did I eat Sev Puri from those streets. But I had it after four months!! I am NEVER eating street food again. *George walks in, glances at her, sits in the next bench, doesn’t look back because he is BUSY PLAYING FIFA’14.* “Hey there!” *No answer* AND THEN…

*OH MY GOD. HE SAW IT. NOW HE THINKS I AM UGLY. OH GOD. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED. I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE SOME DALMATIAN. WHY DID I HAVE TO EAT. OH GOD I PROMISE I WON’T EAT STREET FOOD. JUST MAKE THIS PIMPLE GO AWAY. PLEASE.*

AND IT GOES ON TILL HE FINISHES HIS GAME AND LOOKS AT HER {HARDLY NOTICING THE PIMPLE} AND SMILES. *GIGANTIC SIGH OF RELIEF. *ffgh

THE IN-A-RELATIONSHIP GIRL:

Okay. I’ve put on ‘no-makeup’ make up so we’re good. Johnny won’t be able to see it. (Right?) I am carrying a scarf just in case he happens to notice it. There he is. “Hi babe!” *OH GOD. DID HE SEE IT?! I HOPE NOT. I’VE SEEN SEVEN TUTORIALS AND I THINK I’VE NAILED THE MAKE UP. HE DIDN’T HUG ME TODAY {Because they’re in the corridor where the dean’s office is, but who notices all that!}. I THINK HE THINKS I HAVE NO CONCERN FOR MY SKIN. WILL HE LEAVE BECAUSE I AM NOT PRETTY ANY MORE? I SAW HIM EXCHANGING ASSIGNMENTS WITH SARAH, SHE’S GOT AMAZING SKIN. I WONDER WHAT FACE WASH SHE USES. OH LORD OF COUPLES, PLEASE KEEP MY RELATION SAFE.* {meanwhile Johnny hugs her since there’s no staff around, and, GINORMOUS, SIGHS OF RELIEF. }

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Jokes apart, having pimples on the face does really feel like a nightmare. In a generation where taking selfies is a staple part of life, having those bad guys on the face is a real struggle. Then spending time to edit them out of pictures, adjusting hair such that they hide away the pimples and there are endless tries to hide them away. Of course if they leave a mark after they leave, it altogether another kind of pain. 18743634 routines, creams, scrubs to get rid of them, isn’t it?  You might be having a perfect diet, perfect food routine but in a city like Mumbai where pollution ubiquitous, you can’t do a lot to protect your faces every day, every moment. In a busy life where your sleep schedule is different everyday, pimples pop every other day. I KNOW GURL FRIEND, IT’S A TOUGH LIFE.  I don’t have to tell you tips to protect your face because you already know those, probably more than I do. I am just, you know, empathizing with you. You are very pretty, don’t let a puny thing like a pimple make you feel any less!!!

Still one small bit of advice, make sure you hit the links below. they might hold just THE SOLUTIONS to keep those evil guys away!!

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and

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More till next time people!

Blondie ^^’

 

GIF Courtesy : Tumblr. 🙂

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